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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Tumblr reboot for Villain’s Altkid Adventure, featuring the altkids: John Lalonde, Rose Strider, Dave Harley, and Jade Egbert. Suggestions for the next update go straight to the askbox, thank you!

DeviantARTOld fanventure</description><title>Villain's Altkid Adventure</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @villainsaltkidadventure)</generator><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>&gt;You put it in your sylladex, obviously.
so you did! :)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq16zPtcw1qm7oapo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&gt;You put it in your sylladex, obviously.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so you did! :)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7165195679</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7165195679</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 05:37:48 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>==&gt;You decide to captchalogue it to your sylladex to further...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq159YW8x1qm7oapo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;==&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You decide to captchalogue it to your sylladex to further inspect when you are not busy with bakery related business.&lt;br/&gt;Speaking of sylladexes…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7165166169</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7165166169</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 05:36:45 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>==&gt;it appears to be a book? there doesn’t appear to be...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq14joatx1qm7oapo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;==&gt;&lt;br/&gt;it appears to be a book? there doesn’t appear to be any kind of title, and its sort of old looking. how did it even get in there? so wierd!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7165148573</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7165148573</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 05:36:20 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>&gt;Laugh at Mel Gibson in that poster.
The thought does not...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq0vv310X1qm7oapo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&gt;Laugh at Mel Gibson in that poster.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The thought does not even cross your mind! &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7164998386</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7164998386</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 05:31:08 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Jade: Check your drawers. …Well, it’s not your list.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnq0x8lPBv1qm7oapo1_r2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jade: Check your drawers. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;…Well, it’s not your list.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7165025117</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7165025117</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 05:31:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>&gt;Do some baking!Oh yes, you have so much baking planned for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmfkw1g7U1qm7oapo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&gt;Do some baking!&lt;br/&gt;Oh yes, you have so much baking planned for today. SO MUCH.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Though you should probably find that ingredients list you wrote first. cant bake a super special surprise cake if you don’t have the special ingredients after all!&lt;br/&gt;…where did you put it again?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7093608290</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7093608290</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:58:09 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>&gt; Pester your friends!
Your in luck! it looks like Rose is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmfio4CgY1qm7oapo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&gt; Pester your friends!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Your in luck! it looks like Rose is online!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;— gregariousGeneticist [GG] began pestering torridTemporality[TT] — &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;GG: hey rose! :)&lt;br/&gt;TT: Hey, Egbert.&lt;br/&gt;GG: its dads birthday tomorrow!&lt;br/&gt;TT: I know, Jade.  it’s all you’ve been able to talk about this week. And last week.&lt;br/&gt;TT:  If I didn’t know better I would think it was YOUR birthday, from the way you’ve been acting.&lt;br/&gt;GG: birthdays are always exciting! :)&lt;br/&gt;TT: I swear, you are the dorkiest person I know.&lt;br/&gt;TT: So what do you have planned for this incredibly exciting occasion?&lt;br/&gt;GG: im going to bake him a cake! :D&lt;br/&gt;TT: Of course.&lt;br/&gt;TT: You know, between all the baking you and your Dad do I can’t help but wonder how there’s any room left in your diet for anything else.&lt;br/&gt;GG: my diet is totally healthy! and its not like your one to talk about healthy diets, rose.&lt;br/&gt;TT: Hey, nachos and leftover pizza is a perfectly nutritious meal.&lt;br/&gt;GG: it is not and you KNOW it!&lt;br/&gt;GG: aagh, one of these days im going to come up there and teach you how to make some PROPER food :|&lt;br/&gt;TT: Yeah, good luck with that.&lt;br/&gt;TT: Oh, by the way.  Harley wanted me to get a message to you.&lt;br/&gt;TT: Your Dads PDA is in the kitchen.  You’re going to want to keep that with you.&lt;br/&gt;GG: what? why? :O&lt;br/&gt;TT: Fuck if I know.  He fell asleep before he could say anything else.&lt;br/&gt;TT: Anyway, I need to get going.  stuff to do.&lt;br/&gt;GG: ok!  bye rose!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;— gregariousGeneticist [GG] ceased pestering torridTemporality[TT] —&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;==&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7093563640</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7093563640</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:56:48 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>&gt;Admire Posters
You take a moment to admire your modest...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnmfi0KjPT1qm7oapo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&gt;Admire Posters&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You take a moment to admire your modest collection of movie posters.  You have them all around your room but you keep these ones near your bed because they are your favorites.  You’ve seen them more times then you can count and they are TIMELESS CLASSICS. no matter what Rose or John might say.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;==&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7093548829</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7093548829</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 06:56:25 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>You are now JADE EGBERT. It is a bright winters day and you are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnjunkmngc1qm7oapo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are now JADE EGBERT. It is a bright winters day and you are in your room.  As it is currently WINTER BREAK, you have the whole day to do whatever you like! your FATHER is at work, which is good, because his birthday is coming up and you have been planning a special surprise for him!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What will you do?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7041796755</link><guid>http://villainsaltkidadventure.tumblr.com/post/7041796755</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2011 21:30:00 +1000</pubDate><category>homestuck</category><category>altkids</category><category>Jade Egbert</category></item></channel></rss>
